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[lol good luck]

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Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

I was only five hundred you senile old man.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

If I'm old, you're decrepit.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Age has nothing to do with maturity!

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

Obviously.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

[There's the sound of a jaw-cracking yawn.] Are you mocking me.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

I am mocking you.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Find me already so I can curb your disrespect.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

Another hint.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

You're not being a very good bloodhound. But I am in some sort of marshland. I can see a shop nearby selling ... I don't know what they're selling. Broken things.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

You gave a radius of "this entire place" because you don't understand a joke.

[he's on his way tho,]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

You should just admit you are bad at tracking.

[Says the guy who literally cannot rub two brain cells together to figure out where he is.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

How about I have you find me? I'm somewhere.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

You need to give me more than that.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

I'm in the range of that character's ultimate from you.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Buffed or not buffed?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

[a moment while he calculates]

Unbuffed, now.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

[There's a smug hmph and the sound of sloshing for a couple of minutes.


And a couple more minutes...]




I am not lost just wait.

[He is, unfortunately, lost.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

...

Get out of the marsh, I'm on dry land.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

[More squelching - the sound of Dan Feng growling at random wildlife - and an annoyed sigh.]

I am out. Blade, we would be terrible on shared missions.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

Are you even able to follow scripts?

Hold still. I'll be there in a minute.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

What do you take me for, incompetent?

[Annoyed. But he will find Dan Feng standing in the middle of the road towards the junk shop, supremely unconcerned with the way he's blocking people.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

Stubborn.

[bluntly. but he does turn the corner a moment later.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

So are y--

[He spots Blade nearly immediately, having spent several centuries hallucinating him out of the corner of his eyes. Bolting for him!!]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

[just kind of stands still, like, whoa there.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

[WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS MIDDLE WITH HIS FACE BURIED IN HIS TITS]