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Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

[taps on his unbroken horn.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Mmmfgh.

[Whining noise.] 'm just resting my eyes.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

In my chest.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Is there a prob-

[He pulls back just enough to notice the keyhole??? On his coat??? He thinks about it for about 0.0005 seconds before

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Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

Why are you like this...

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

I am tired. Be silent and let me do what I want.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

Why are you so tired?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

I was looking for a pet.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

A pet.

[not quite a question, but wary.]

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Which is why I asked you if you had one. Do you know what to do if it runs away.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

I've never had time for pets.

[the urge is to say chase them, but he's never considered Dan Heng a pet, so he doesn't quite realize how parallel the situations are.]

Wait for it? This place is small.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

I've waited for it for two nights already.

[He mashes his cheek against one of Blade's pecs.]

I'm worried.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

[...awkwardly... pats his back...]

Tell me about it.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

I found it here, and kept it. It's very cute and fluffy. You'd like it.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

And?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

And it ran away after I disciplined it! It was for his own good!

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

What did you do?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Are you listening to me I just told you I taught him a lesson.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

What, exactly, did you do?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

[Looking up at him guilelessly, in a completely alien way to the Dan Feng Blade remembers:]

I debased him when we went out because he wasn't being very obedient. He cried a lot. I don't understand why because I did it for him in the first place.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

...

Who is your "pet"?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

Yuan'er.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

[scruffs him like an unruly kitten.]

You're an idiot.

Re: Day 14 12nn

[eggshell]

[Dangles?????? Tail despondent on the floor?]

Why am I am idiot?

Re: Day 14 12nn

[goldenjoined]

How is that for him? How can you expect him to come back after that?!

[SHAKING THE NOODLE]